Monday, June 22, 2009

Obama's Role In Massive Changes To Gardner/Walsh Wedding Probed...



Fairfax, VA - The Gardner/Walsh wedding that was to take place in Fairfax Station this September is undergoing a change of venue. Details are sketchy but a source close to the ongoing wedding planning has indicated that such a change will be announced in the next several days. Publicly no statements have been made regarding the change but insiders have privately indicated that issues with the tent vendor may have played a role. Sources who spoke on a condition of anonymity disclosed that there may additionally be a link between this development and the policies of President Barack Obama's administration. It seems that tent vendors throughout DC and the surrounding area have taken notice of the results of the economic policies of new president. Remembering the lessons of the past these companies know that the next step will be for vast tent cities to be erected to house the victims of the impending economic collapse. Though the companies have not returned comment, experts believe that the potential government contracts associated with the new Shanty Towns may be the reason vendors are making it difficult to privately secure a tent. In response to the probe President Obama decided to appoint former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich to the new cabinet position of "Wedding Tent Czar" to oversee the crisis. In the coming days we expect to hear announcements from the Walsh/Gardner camp regarding the change of venue. We will keep you posted as details emerge....

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