Obama's Role In Massive Changes To Gardner/Walsh Wedding Probed...

Fairfax, VA - The Gardner/Walsh wedding that was to take place in Fairfax Station this September is undergoing a change of venue. Details are sketchy but a source close to the ongoing wedding planning has indicated that such a change will be announced in the next several days. Publicly no statements have been made regarding the change but insiders have privately indicated that issues with the tent vendor may have played a role. Sources who spoke on a condition of anonymity disclosed that there may additionally be a link between this development and the policies of President Barack Obama's administration. It seems that tent vendors throughout DC and the surrounding area have taken notice of the results of the economic policies of new president. Remembering the lessons of the past these companies know that the next step will be for vast tent cities to be erected to house the victims of the impending economic collapse. Though the companies have not returned comment, experts believe that the potential government contracts associated with the new Shanty Towns may be the reason vendors are making it difficult to privately secure a tent. In response to the probe President Obama decided to appoint former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich to the new cabinet position of "Wedding Tent Czar" to oversee the crisis. In the coming days we expect to hear announcements from the Walsh/Gardner camp regarding the change of venue. We will keep you posted as details emerge....

Wedding Vendors Giving Walsh/Gardner Event Planners A Headache...

Issues with wedding vendors... Not cool... more at 11...

Officer Walsh Displays Her Displeasure at Nationals Park...

Washington, DC - Tonight Officer Christina Walsh displayed her displeasure with: having her picture taken, Washington Nationals baseball games, the use of Eminent Domain to build the stadium and surrounding area, and any type of public transportation. This photo was taken during the Washington Nationals 5-3 win over the Toronto Blue Jays Saturday night, in a game that took 12 innings. Gardner and Walsh were seated 2 rows back behind the visiting teams dugout and could be heard commenting loudly to the Blue Jays players about their individual failures. The Washington Nationals were contacted regarding this story but as of print time... the team has not returned comment.

Dos Equis Law Suit Filed Over "Worlds Most Interesting Man" Ads...

Fairfax, Va - Many of you have seen the recent Dos Equis Beer ad campaign featuring "the most interesting man in the world". Seen here:

It seems that in making the ad Dos Equis failed to look into the story of a High School Principal at a small Christian school in Northern VA who rode a motorcycle into the gym to introduce himself to students. This story alone calls into question the claims of the ad that the man they show is "the most interesting man in the world." BGACW4A investigators have determined that the Principal described above is none other than Michael Burroughs of Lakeland, FL (formerly of Word of Life Academy) not the man the Dos Equis used in their ad campaign. This story resurfaced recently when Burroughs agreed to return to Northern VA to officiate the Wedding of Brent Gardner and Christina Walsh (a former student of Burroughs) in a ceremony to be held this September. Dos Equis now finds itself in an actionable position as the truth of their advertising has been called into question. Perhaps in lieu of a cash settlement Dos Equis will do the honorable thing and use the legend of Michael Burroughs to promote their brand. The American people demand more. The American people deserve more. Only time will tell if Dos Equis will do the right thing.

It's Wet And Early

Early morning wake up for wedding fitness in the rain... Ode to joy!

Whoever Told You Wedding Planning Was Fun...

Never planned one and should be shot...

christina has fallen in love with lowercase letters: catholic nuns outraged.

first looks at the website and wedding invitations show that christina has fallen in love with lowercase letters. i do not yet know how deep this love runs. i fear that this love may spread to other abrogations of proper grammar. how long can it be before punctuation itself disappears.

The Black Squirrel Says...

Top Secret Web Address Found.... http://brentandchristina.com/

Leaks Slipping out On Walsh-Gardner Wedding

Developing....

Fairfax, VA - I don't have all the details but early sources familiar with the ongoing wedding planning have leaked several details that are not yet being made publicly available. Sources tell me that a Full Website is under development in a top secret location in or near the Washington, DC area (likely in Northern Virginia). Upon further investigation it appears that the roll out time for this site will be on or around June 19th. BG&CWGM has learned a few details from a source who asked that we keep his name anonymous.

The Date: 9-12-2009

The Wedding of: Brent William Gardner and Christina Allison Walsh

The Wedding Location: Fairfax Station, VA

Est. Start time: 5:00

Check back for updates.....

Update: Additional leaks have been coming out all day. Several hotels in the Old Town Alexandria area have reported increased chatter regarding VIP's and Celebrities coming to town for the Gardner/Walsh nuptials. More news will follow in the coming hours, days and weeks on which hotels the stars will be staying at.

Arlington... (A-town)

Ok... This is Hilarious... This is a rap video about Arlington, VA where Christina and I live. Let this serve as a preview of where you will all be the weekend of September 12th. Enjoy!

The Proposal

For those of you who were not there for the proposal.... What you can't see is the 30,000 screaming fans that were screaming for her. This was a truly great day!!!